Hi. I love Milex & cats!!
Interviewer: You probably have a much stronger bond than you’d admit in public.
Liam: Without a doubt. I don’t need to show my undying love for my brother. Listen, I adore that geezer. And I know he adores me. What do people want, me to fucking impregnate him or summat?
Noel: [fondles huge imaginary bump] He’s only gone an’ got me up the fucking duff! To prove how much he loves me! Twins!